Almost ready

The term 'Almost ready' is common used by girls.
It means that you will have to wait for another hour before going to the place you were going.

Boy: We need to go now otherwise we can't make it!
Girl: I am almost ready!

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I Ready

A mofo test that belongs in hell and should have been Sister Snached off the Education System.

Teacher- We have a test today
The whole class- *sighs* and *cries*
Teacher- oh, I forgot. It’s an I Ready. Get your chrome books!
Whole class- * screams in British*

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shovel-ready

A state in which one's various projects only need a whack of cash thrown at them for them to roll.

My next novel is shovel-ready, I just need to receive that pesky arts grant.

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I'm Ready!

An expression stated when very excited, when bored, when sexually excited, or just being random. And when you say it you hafta say it in a deep sing song voice.

I'M READY! (emphasizing a deep sing song voice haha)

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are you ready

Typically a question referring to the readiness of another.

Are you ready to tell me how to uninstall this garbage?

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Primed and Ready

For your asshole to be primed and ready to take the dick

Tom was primed and ready to take an anus beating from Daniel

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I-Ready

Program made by satan aka the devil, makes kids wanna kill themselves

Teacher: do 100 trillion hours of I-ready every day!
Me: *Grabs Knife* NOPE!
Teacher: *calls antifun iready troops*
Me: *Gets behind teacher and kills her*
Me: *Kills all the goddamn troops (plory,yoop,pj,sweett,etc)

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