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The Dolphin Nanner is the act of a man acquiring eye contact with another man while taking a bite of a banana (which is taboo amongst some circles), even while the victim suspects he may be attempting eye contact.
In order to successfully pull off a Dolphin Nanner, your whereabouts must be assumed (such as behind a cubicle or desk at work), while you actually sneak a little to the left or right of your assumed whereabouts. When the moment is right, you jump up and to the side, make eye contact with your target whilst taking a bite of your banana, then drop back down out of sight. The act closely resembles the motion a dolphin makes when it jumps out of the water, swimming ahead of a large boat or yacht.
The premise behind this extremely effective tactic is that humans will naturally look to sudden moving objects, thus affording the offender the split second required to make eye contact and eat a banana at the same time, simulating fellatio, and making the victim feel violated.
Guy 1: Awww dude, why the fuck did you just make eye contact while eating your banana? What is WRONG with you?
Guy 2: I don't feel remorse; that was the perfect Dolphin Nanner. You just got Dolphin Nanned.
Guy 1: You're so gay.
1. To pee on something unexpected.
2. To pee on something in an attempt to clean it.
3. Getting caught peeing on something embarrassing.
1. Dude, I gave my girlfriend a dolphin rinse last night.
2. Hey why don't you give those dishes a dolphin rinse.
3. Woah dude are you peeing in your own shoes?!
When your mate comes over for a casual drink and ends up balls deep in a sexual tryst with a mutual friend, resulting in vaginal squirtation all over the linen and walls.
"Why is the air so humid in here?"
"Molly Moist Dolphin'ed"
the sneaky dolphin is a sex act where you are doing a girl doggy style and you pull it out and try to sneak it into her butt and she turns, looks at you and says nn..nn.. sounding like flipper asking for some fish.
My girlfriends sister won't return my calls after i tried the sneaky dolphin on her last week.
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This mall located in Miami, Fl is the best chance to come across individuals of the chonga/chongo nation, as this mall is their one stop shop (besides the flea market)for their chonga/chongo attire (brazilian jeans, white tees, urban wear,etc.) at the best prices.The mall is also one of their most favorite "chill" spots, as they contaminate areas such as the movie theater and Dave n Busters. Some consider Dolphin mall the chonga/chongo headquarters.
Chonga: "Aii Im sooo bore Primo , Lesz go to Daufin Mau"
Chongo: Aright mami you wan go to Dolphin Mall, hold up lemme roll up a blunt and call Junior.
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An awkward handjob/masturbatory grip where the thumb faces down and comes up against the pelvis. It allows guys to jerk off other guys without either being labeled gay. However, if a male masturbates using the dolphin grip, he is most certainly a homosexual. Furthermore, if a girl gives a guy a handjob with the dolphin grip, they are both gayer than a Clay Aiken concert.
"I mean, yeah, I jerked off that dude from Omega Tau at our house party last night, but I used the dolphin grip so it's totally cool. Right?"
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The act of slapping somebody hard across the face with the bottom of a flat soled shoe, creating a satisfying noise as the shoe meets the skin
Ashley took off his right shoe and Dolphin Finned James across the face!
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