beer tokens

Another word for Beer Vouchers, these are small, usually coloured, pieces of paper with the queen's/president's/a national hero's head on them that the nice man at the bar will take and in return give you lovely alcoholic beverages.

Andy: Are you coming to the pub now?
Chris: Yes, I'm on my way. I've just got to get some beer tokens out from the ATM and I'll be with you.

beer:30

The time of day when work is over and its time to put a beer in your hand.

What time is it? I don't know but its beer:30 somewhere. (similar to margaritaville thought process)

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beer trophies

When you wake up in the morning after a night out and you see the traffic cone/for sale sign/gnome etc in your room, you have a beer trophy.
The beer trophies are distributed by the beer fairy for good drinking efforts.

I woke up and found a shopping trolley in the front room.

Beer Geek

A person who truly enjoys a variety of beer. Whether the beer comes from an enormous company or the tiniest brew pub. A beer geek often enjoys multiple styles of beer. A beer geek can be distinguished from a beer snob because a beer geek will not look down on people for their choice of beer even if it comes from Bud, Miller, Coors, Milwaukee's Best or Pabst. In fact most beer geeks have a favorite American Style lager, that they enjoy as well as Imperial Stouts, India Pale Ales, Vienna Lagers, Brown Ales, Barleywines etc. Beer Geeks generally don't expect folks to drink what they drink.

I am a beer geek, so even though I drink a lot of local beer and Belgian beer I don't make fun of people for drinking Bud and I'm not above drinking it myself.

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beer pirate

the more than likely broke individual at any party that snakes whatever beers he can from other peoples stashes and puts them down. Also usually the ultra-shitfaced guy at a party that no one really knows.

"Man. . . I bought a fuckin case half an hour ago, but that beer pirate that came with (enter name) is putting them down everytime we leave the room."

ninja beer

A quick beer. Typically used around 5-6 PM amongst colleagues. People suggesting or agreeing to go for a ninja beer usually have the mutual understanding that one quick beer could lead to many.

John: "Hey guys, let's go for a ninja beer?"
Susan: "I actually have work to do when I get home. Well.. F*ck it; Let's go for a quick one"

beer mom

A mom who drinks great beer. Can be spotted at breweries and beer tap houses with other Beer Mom friends and/or her kids. Just because she's a mom doesn't mean she can't school you on beer facts, the latest beer trends, and drink you under the table all while wrangling kids, cooking dinner, folding laundry, and changing dirty diapers.

A Beer Mom just ordered a DIPA at the bar with a kid on her hip, while my pansy ass is trying to look cool with a domestic.