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Quite literally the greatest thing to come out of Scotland since Balamory. Or possibly Burns. A band that is both thoughtful and entertaining (which doesn't happen often).
Anthony, bullied at school
Get your own back now you are cool
Or are you scared bunking off though you're a toff
It's all gone wrong again, you've got Double Maths
But the teachers got no control
The boys all run riot
"You all stay quiet or you will die"
Tony, at the back of the gym
Smoke another one, your chances are slim,
'Cause here they come again
And they got you on the ground
tasting blood again
At least it's your own
When will you realize it doesn't pay
To be smarter than teachers, smarter than most boys
"So Shut your mouth, start kicking the football"
Bang on the teeth you are off for a week, boy
(From 'Dear Catastrophe Waitress')
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A duo of Awesomness formed by
Danger Mouse
(artist-producer Brian Burton)
And
James Mercer
(Lead singer of the Shins)
Guy 1-"You know whats awesome?"
Guy 2-"Broken Bells?"
Guy 1-"Yeah..."
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Hayden Bells hot ass sister. Thicker than a bowl of oat meal. Fat ass and tits. Everybody wants to put there pp inside of her. If you ever get to fuck Becca Bell you will be left thinking man that was the best damn pissy I ever had.
Guy 1: Did you put your cock in Becca Bell.
Hayden: No wtf that’s my sister.
Guy 1: Incest is wincest.
Hayden: Fuck you I can bench plates.
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A species of mold usually found in cities and towns. There's many types of it, and they all give you diharrea, indigestion, nausea and rapid weight gain. They are usually found in big purple buildings or wrappers that say Taco Bell, they also have a bell on it.
Dave: My cousin just got a case of the Taco Bell
Mike: Dude that sucks, how long is it going to last?
Dave: I don't know, whenever they stop advertising on T.V.
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Sweetie Belle is a unicorn, the sister of Rarity, and one of the three members of the Cutie Mark Crusaders in the series My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.
Person 1: Have you heard of Sweetie Belle?
Person 2: Yeah! she's so cute *Squee*
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The place to go if you want to shoot liquid poop out of your ass within two hours.
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The last place you will visit before you butthole meets a fiery doom
Joe: IM SPEWING FREAKING LAVA OUT OF MY BUTTHOLE
Bill: What did you eat last night
Joe: Taco bell