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A man who is a Tool, who then fathers a son who becomes a Tool.
Look at that old guy tanning with his son, what a total tool belt
The thin band of overcooked egg that forms around the edge of the pan when making scrambled eggs.
"Awwww man, you left some eggstroid belt in my eggs."
A woman who simply cannot get enough sexual intercourse.
A slag, whore, tart, hussy, slut.
Ian - "My God Barry, Elyssa rang me again begging for cock. She was only fucking Steve yesterday."
Barry "Incredible, she can't get enough dick"
Ian "Yes, she is a total cockveyer belt"
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The Confederecy.
It's not good to be a black person in the Bible Belt.
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Service members who are so dependent on the structure of the military that they are incapable or unwilling to make decisions based on common sense or logic.
Because of Sergeant Smith's belt fed mentality, we stayed up all night raking sand and painting rocks for the General's visit.
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A device used to ensure that the wearer does not have sex, or, in some cases, have any form of sexual stimulation such as masturbation.
In modern times, mostly used as a component of BDSM. The wearer will be put in the belt and surrender the key to another person, who then has (theoretically, effectiveness varies depending on the person and the device) complete control over the wearer's sexual release.
I always make my slave wear a chastity belt; by the end of a week in it, he's so desperate for release he'll do anything!
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When a man has sex with an Asian girl for the first time he is said to have received his yellow belt.
Jon got crazy with an Asian broad last night, and received his yellow belt for his efforts.
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