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Jack Bench

An seat often found in an enclosed bathroom shower. The structure is typically built-in and constructed of masonry and tile, or free-standing and made of a sturdy, pressure-treated hard wood. The design reduces stress on the user’s lower back during covert masturbation.

I put an offer on the house as soon as I saw that the shower in the master bathroom featured a jack bench.

by Kdog9187 July 6, 2018


Bench Goblins

Similar to SARM Goblins, bench goblins are most often a large group of teenage boys ages 14-18. They travel in hoards and invade gyms at peak hours. You will most often see them taking up the bench presses or any benches by the dumbbells so they can hit chest for the 4th time in a row during a week. Often times they take up multiple benches during all times of the day to hit a very mediocre set of 135.

“Dude you wanna bench press and set a new PR?”

“Nah we cant, there’s a group of bench goblins taking up the benches, they will be there for at least an hour.”

by Swos July 14, 2022


Liar’s Bench

A bench where a group of men would gather to tell tales, some believable, some not so believable. An area around a stove in a shelter during cold seasons where men would gather to tell stories about fishing, hunting, government, etc.

Some women considered the Liar’s Bench to be a bad influence area for the younger generation of boys.

The Liar’s Bench is full of old cronies today.

by Drcleanee August 7, 2018


Bench grinder

When you prone bone a CrossFit girl on the bench press.

She got her chalk on my cock during a CrossFit handjob, so I showed her the Bench Grinder and put her on the bench face down rubbing her nipples raw.

by SkiBumFun August 16, 2019


Bench Press

A power movement which calculates the power of the chest muscles

Ben Hatch Benches more than you because his chest is stronger

by Maximus February 19, 2003

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bench me

When a chick lies on the ground, a guy then proceeds to have sex/anal with her whilst she is unmoving.

Guy1: a chick asked me to bench me
Guy2:how was it?
Guy1:not particularly enjoyable

by randyronny November 28, 2016

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bench pussy

a tall seemingly muscular person who lies on the bench in the gym and contrary to expectations is able to lift a ridiculously light amount of weight

damn! that big black dude from Ghana is bench pressing only 20 kg. it looks like hes lifting doughnuts. what a bench pussy!

by maanu June 3, 2011

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