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Benedict Cumberbatch's real identity
Person A: Omg, have you seen Benedict Cucumber?!
Person B: Yesss! Omg, he is such a cucumber, I wanna marry him yoo
name after the hot and charming British Benedict Cumberbatch.
Holy Benedict is like the term of holy crap or shit. But holy Benedict you can use it without knowing you are swearing
Ex:
"Holy Benedict! You look good!"
"holy Benedict! I'm screwed."
Breakfast dish consisting of English muffin, topped with tradional bacon, poached eggs, & hollandaise sauce.
(Similar to eggs Benedict but substitutes Canadian bacon with tradional breakfast bacon)
I'd like the Ballard Benedict please.
The best,smoothest bong on the planet made with German reinforced glass combined with ash catcher and charcoal filter. Absolute masterpiece.
I cannot wait to hang out with Matheus and smoke out of his Benedict Bongerbatch.
A tasty American kind of breakfast similar to Eggs & Bacon.
Eggs Benedict is also known as Michael Afton in Five Night’s At Freddy’s or in the Afton Family.
A school where half of the students are clinically retarded and are not even funny
The school is overly expensive (I’m talking 18 bags a year) just for the teachers who are also retarded ( there are some exceptions tho) to show up 10 minutes late because “tHeIr OfFiCe WaS aLl ThE wAy AcRoSs ThE sChOol” then for the dyslexic kids to waste half the lesson making some tame sound effects to get a reaction.
And the amount of love stories is revolting. Year 7s( fucking 11-12 year olds) are making out and having relationships.
Apparently they accept all races but it takes 1 look at the about 6 Muslims and 15 black peoples to find out that that’s not true.
A good thing is the rugby. The only reason i started and am where I am today is because of rugby at bennies.
Hall of shame for teachers (names blocked kind of)
Mr W**** (English)
Ms **s**o* (English)
Ms S* *al** **i** (RE/RS)
And more
Hall of fame (using descriptions)
Mr religious but fun
Dr Italian and charming
Mr French rugby coach who’s name some people say wrong
St Benedict’s is not really worth it
A person that is described to be a zeta male and is gay he claims hes a gym boy but really a toy boy, he loves will astwood which claims hes on it and been past around like a zoot.
"Hey benedict kingswell"
"Will im not in the mood "