bent wood

A stiff penis that bends to the left as it is fully erected.

Because jordan has bent wood he totally miss aimed is huge cum shot on his boyfriends face.

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bent

bad; not good; destroyed

that chick looks bent. That exam was bent, I hate my teach

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Damn Bent

Meaning the opposite or Damn Straight. So meaning no.

Person1:So you like that nerd hey?
Person2:Oh yeah, Damn bent.

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Get Bent

Is an old miners cuss word meaning to get Decompression Sickness or known then as Cassions Disease.
When they built the foundations for bridges they worked in water tight containers on the river bed (Cassions) and when they came to the surface too quick bubbles formed in the body, mostly around the joints causing them to be doubled over in pain. This is known as the Bends.
This could last a long time.
Once a worker had this he looked deformed, couldn't work and left a vacancy for a family member/ friend etc. of another worker.

The quicker you get bent the better

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The Bent Flamingo

The art of bending your cock back underneath your gooch and sticking it right inside your own butt hole, this is done whilst standing on one leg

That Ben Holleron is a strange cat, his mom once walked in on him doing The Bent Flamingo, he cum up himself and it all ran down his standing leg !!!

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bent what

Traditionally used at the end of a statement in order to suggest strong or complete agreement pertaining to the legitimacy of the content, topic, or issue at hand.

Pronunciation: "Bent-Whaat"

Those Air Jordan retros are sick, ya Bent What.

Lil' Wayne is the greatest rapper alive, Bent What.

Dam, that is the WITOW, Bent What.

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are you bent

British slang for acting in a homosexual manner.

Oi John, are you bent? Quit asking to see my ass.

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