A white person who acts as if he were a real nigga.
John: Did you see Jimmy with his new do-rag?
kyle: Yeah, he's a spook in a blanket.
A pair of socks that have been cummed in by your best friend for over a month
My best friend nick makes a tasty temperance blanket
N. A Wanket Blanket is a rag/towel that is used to wipe up all of the fluid after "wanking" or masturbating.
Person 1: Bro what is this towel in the corner for?
Person 2: Dont touch that, that's my wanket blanket!
Steamy Blankets is the sexual act in whcih to drunk men boil some Coffee. After climbing into bed together they proceed to pour boiling hot coffee on their blankets. They then lift up the blankets and pour it onto their genitalia. (If there aren't 3rd degree burns you are doing it wrong.) Then the two men engage in the sexual position 69. This should rip the burnt skin right off their penis and since they are durnk they wont feel the pain untill the morning.
We were so drunk last night that Billy and I got into bed and performed steamy blankets and now my penis is burnt off.
During a blowjob, the performer sucks the foreskin back over his or her tongue. As if to blanket the the tongue with the foreskin.
Last night Meagan Gave me a hella good fuzzy blanket. Shakkas brah.
Easier to say instead of tortilla, but for only holding beans. Beat when warm.
Man, burritos are only good if you bean blanket is warm.
When you roll someon up in a rug to dispose of their body
He fucked with the wrong person and got an Italian Blanket