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A tit blaster is a guy who runs around with a large knitting needle, popping augmented breasts like balloons.
Phred is an accomplished tit blaster.
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To insert a finger with crushed up crystal meth on it into an anus to produce a speed like affect on a victem.
I`ll use the Turkey Blaster on that chick and get her all horney so we can run a train on her.
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to inject ones testicles with berry juice for a tasty suprise when you hit the old G spot.
yeah give me that berry blaster!
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The midget controlled behemoth from Beyond Thunderdome. He's pretty ripped but pretty stupid=can really fuck some shit up.
Old Master Blaster is at it again with the chainsaw and all. Just a cuttin and a punchin and all he's got is that crazy blacksmith aussie midget to love em...well plus me of course.
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buy a 2 liter of sprite, twist up, or 7 up.
empty half of it, refill with whisky.
drink out of the 2 liter bottle.
thats a Ghetto Blaster
lets make some Ghetto Blasters and dance our asses off
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Basically meaning a penis. (i.e. since a woman losing her virginity was to have said to have had her "cherry popped".)
Guy 1: So, how were things with Janet last night?
Guy 2: Awesome! I got that cherry good with my cherry blaster.
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to perform this little gem you will need a latex glove, some lube and a willing participant as depraved as yourself. lube up the gloved hand and ease it into your partners anus. when you are wrist deep, take your free hand and punch her/him in the stomach while at the same time tearing the ass hand out. this will result in a shit spray like a garden hose.
i gave your mama such a master blaster last night i had to mop my wall twice and it still smells a little poopy.
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