When someone has a dick so ugly it looks it has been through a blender.
He is hot, but he has Blender Dick Syndrome, so I wouldn't hook up with him.
a way of showing extreme hatred of another individual, usually a guy, unless it is for a girl that has desided to change sex. Used best when the mood is a happy one yet your feelings towards the one you hate are not out in the open. perfect with evils
mark: im sorry. i didnt mean to run over your son twice. it wont happen again.
tom: Go fuck a blender
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someone who does multiple drugs regularly.
You're a goddamn blender head.
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Vegan or comedian alternative for "Whats cracking on the skillet ?" (first spotted in 1 of Alisa Amerigo standup specials).
Hey, whats cracking on the blender ! Pls. dont answer ! Im just telling you "hi, wassup".
You clicked this thinking it was going to be a bizarre sexual act from urban dictionary, but it looks like you were wrong.
Guy 1: hey man, you should check out the New Mexico blender on urban dictionary!
Guy2: cool, let me see!... Aww man, you tricked me!
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Litty awesome
SO COOL
THe best
Awesome
You are such a allans blender class person
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#below-stairs just played a three ring blender. Win won a tonne of old money. Tang-clonk!