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1. A sausage convention where people compete for the biggest weiners by
stroking their dicks until the balls achieve the color of blue.
2. A festival where musicians play erotic-sounding music by shafting each other with the ends of their saxophones and trumpets until their testicles turn into the color of blue.
3. A music festival in Lucerne, Switzerland.
Me: Fuck Holmes your dick just poked me in the eye!
Bal-a-Balz: damn straight! I just won this year's blue balls festival. U bitches better recognize!
When playing an instrument such as a guitar, and your band plays a song where you will have a killer solo, but the band stops playing right before your solo. You are left helpless with musical blue balls.
Jack's garage band was playing One by Metallica and stopped playing the song right before Jack's big guitar solo; Jack had anticipated his solo so much that when he did not get to play it, he got musical blue balls, or MBB.
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The act of being banned/blacklisted from a strip club or any other boner worthy establishment.
After I punched the bartender from the titty bar, I got black and blue balled.
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What one gets after hours and hours of meetings discussing a decision and the decision is never made.
This is the 4th meeting we've had this week to discuss whether or not we should we should order more paper for the copier. Someone needs to make a decision - I've got Corporate Blue Balls!
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The uncontrolled act of whimpering when a man who ain't gettin' any of anything sexual besides what he looks up, upon seeing something in real life that is incredibly sexy, the man lets out a sad whimper deep down from his balls.
When i saw that ass in the hallway i let out a Blue Ball Cry.
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Another word for your testicles being cold.
When I jumped in the frigid cold ocean. My testicles became blue balls.
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The frustration that builds up in men who often have very attractive female friends who perpetually "friend zone him". This condition often leads a man down the path of marrying the first woman that comes along who will let him put his dick in her.
Any nice guy married to a complete bitch who used to have a lot of really hot female friends, suffered from years of social blue balls.
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