some sort of creature and there are people that worship this creature called bob
fun fact: bob is lactose intolerant
Person 1: bob
person 2: yes, bob
person 3: confusion
Bob smells very good.
He goes on walks on Thursdays.
On Fridays he goes to visit his sister.
His sister is sick in the hospital.
I heard him talking to her on the phone once.
His house has a nice 70 inch TV.
He has a puppy named Toto.
I once took Toto.
Bob almost cried because he thought Toto would get run over.
I gave Toto back to him and pretended that I found him in my yard.
I don’t have a yard.
Toto smells like Bob.
Bob almost caught me staring at him from a nearby bush.
I quickly ducked and he didn’t see me.
I then ran home.
I hope I can see him again soon.
Bob smells really really good!
A university prof who lectures you on useless content such as how to read a meter stick for three fuckin hours.
God damnit, I have to take Bob's course. At least it's an easy credit
A member of a subset of Bernie Sanders supporters who refuses to accept the outcome of primary elections and insists the process was rigged by the DNC. Typically, a BOB will refer to Democratic politicians and others that they don't like as Republicans, Republican-lights, or corporate whores. Most notably, BOBs enjoy referring to the majority of Democratic voters and the candidates who overwhelmingly defeat their preferred candidate as "The establishment".
An acronym used as shorthand for Bernie Or Buster
This BOB thinks Biden is worse than Trump.
The BOBs refuse to accept reality and concede that Bernie has been rejected by the people.