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When one person says a clever or funny burn directed at another person, and everyone laughs in response, but it takes the one receiving the burn seconds or even minutes to understand it.
Person 1- **Insert witty burn here**
Group- **Lol rofl lmao**
Person 2- **blank stare** ......"oooooh! Hey that's not funny!"
Wow took you long enough to get the joke man! Another victim of the boomerang insult
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An action which is done when one needs to go to the bathroom to take a huge shit because of an upset stomach, but then have to throw up at the same time. Because of that, the person has to sit, shit, stand, turn, hurl, and repeat depending on how many cycles it takes not to get any shit/vomit on the floor.
Person 1: Fuck dude, I had that shitty spicy Mexican food yesterday and ended up doing the Bathroom-Boomerang in your bathroom. Sorry about that.
Person 2: Dude that's fucking disgusting.
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When your trying to dispose of a nasty substance and some how it ends up somewhere on you.
I took a big shit the other day and i was wiping my ass when my hand slipped of the toilet paper and I was shit boomeranged!!!
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When a man inserts the end of his penis into his own asshole.
That dude is so gay that he gave himself a Key West Boomerang just to get a piece of ass.
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A strange Austrailian woman, with magical powers. Often has a lisp, may be seen using the words "Bonza Sweetie" Stay well away. Has latley been made into a cbbc program.
"fuck me dude... U cath last nights episode of Aunt Boomerang??"
"yeah, was Bonnnzzzzzaaaaaaaa"
"ahhaha wicked! BONNZZAAAAAA"
"BONZZZAAAAAAA"
"Ooof"
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Only possible when prevailing air currents are transferring air from your ass to your nose...Breaking wind when not respecting the environmental conditions results in a Polish boomerang.
The other day I was laying in bed with the fan on and had to fart...Little did I know I was about to launch a Polish Boomerang.
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when a man cums into a girl's mouth, and then lies on his back while she squats over his mouth and takes a shit into it. He ingests the cum-shit mixture. If performed to completion, he will "boomerang" the cum-feces mixture back to her mouth in the form of vomit.
I met a lil' slut from Livingston Parish, she loves the ole Baton Rouge Boomerang
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