Shit Bra

Stretching skid-marked men's briefs over wife/girlfriend's pillow without her consent or knowledge and covering up the dirty deed with her pillow case.

"Dude. You won't believe this shit. Old gal wouldn't give it up last night so I slipped a Shit Bra on her pillow for time released pay back!

"Oh man. I couldn't get my girl to fall for smellin' my poopy finger anymore so I wiped my ass with my undies and spread those sharted Calvin's over her pillow!"

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bra bandit

One who steals bras from girls' dormitories and random apartments in the city and sells them for a living. Operations are conducted worldwide by the BBG, the Bra Bandits Guild. All bra bandits are trained to be equivalently stealthy as ninjas, to have the sense of smell of bloodhounds, and to have the tenacity of pirates.

Sebastian's been raking in a ton of dough ever since he became a bra bandit.

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hum bra

affirmative or agreement statement; similar to cool or tight

Chad: Hey, I heard that Scott's mom threw down last night!
Kurt: Hum bra, she tore me up...got me all soar and 'ish

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sup bra

a phrase used by

A. Surfers
B. People who think their cooler
C. People who are high

TAylor: Sup bra ?
Zach: are you high again?

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training bra

A light-skinned, articulate, and often biracial African-American male that eases his caucasian friends into feeling comfortable around other African-Americans.

I was uncomfortable in West Philly until my frat initiated our first training bra.

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minimalist bra

This refers to using Band-Aids to cover protruding nipples.

An advantage to being flat-chested is that I can get by with the minimalist bra on very cold days.

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water bra

n. An undergarment that is more for deception, than for support. A creation of Victoria's Secret.
>>Warning<< --Objects in water bra may be smaller than they appear.--

Once we were naked, I saw that I had been tricked by the water bra.

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