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AKA white long branch, or WLB. scummy town in NJ and has no benifits. the people here suck.
"can we go to West Long Branch?"
"NO! that place sucks."
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Someone in your circle who has contracted Covid-19.
Did you hear Beth, the one from our congregation, is now a Branch Covidian?
Was she tested?
Yep she is 19-Pos!
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When one man inserts his erect penis into the flaccid urethra of another man. The term come from a combination of images and word play based on the olive. The image of a pimento olive combined with the olive tree's branch as a symbol for peace (piss)... hence stuffing the head of a cock into her man's peace hole.
Tommy and Mike were caught olive branching. only one person was enjoying this.
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When two people are having intercourse, and the guy thrusts onto a hard surface (such as his partner's thigh). His penis then bends and a loud cracking sound is emitted. Much swelling will enduce, and medical help is necessary.
My boyfriend's so stupid...this is like the third time he's gotten a broken branch.
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Its a school were the teachers care more about your uniform then your education. The "bathroom" is now the juul room, especially with the freshman/sophomores. You can't trust no one in this school. If your looking for a cute, loyal, caring boy/girl, its very rare to find one here. One good thing about this school are the parties, how everybody had a pen or juul, and the tea
"Lets go to long branch and fish for hoes"
"Especially near long branch high school, I hear everyone comes out high"
The day after valentines day when your branch is feeling down because he is single and did not have anyone to celebrate valentines day with.
February 15th
P1 "Hey branch, how was your valentines day?"
P2 "I'm single so I only celebrate Love your Branch Day"
P1 "I love you Branch"
P2 "I love you too"
We got druggies,sluts bitches,fuckboys, you name it. We can’t go one day without a drug bust. Honestly we are just a fucking joke.
*drops baton* @spring branch middle school
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