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Brandon

An extremely dapper looking fellow.

"Bro did you really come to school looking like that?" "You look like such a Brandon."

by Bwoccoli December 12, 2019

5πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Brandoning

The act of having a existential crisis or becoming extremely anxious at the slightest bit of bad news. When Brandoning a person goes from calm to complete madness in mere seconds. They remain in this state for at least the next hour or so.

Guy #1 β€œHey guys, I got a 55 percent on the test I’m failing!”

Guy#2 β€œCalm down dude, your Brandoning real hard right now.”

Guy#1 β€œMy boss didn’t smile at me yesterday, I think I’m getting fired soon!”
Guy#2 β€œSeriously dude, your Brandoning.”

by wynning69 February 11, 2019

5πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Brandoned

Taking intoxication to new animalistic levels. A step further than 'Wheritted', but not quite as far as 'Brothers Brandoned'

"Dude, you were Brandoned after that Absolute Chambulls in Voddy Revs last night."

"I did 5 boxes of Country Manor - I was totally Brandoned"

by Wh88 November 22, 2009

5πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Brandon

Perfect,sweet,amazing guy,adorable,handsome, sexy
The guy whom Mckenna Loves more then anything.
Talented, Very Lovable, The Man whom McKenna will be with forever.

Brandon is so amazing, i love him. i hope this pefect man stays with me forever.?

by KennalovesBrandon January 31, 2009

292πŸ‘ 221πŸ‘Ž


Brandon

A Brandon is short. Shorter than others in size. Listens well and apparently knows how to treat a woman. Funny and is well you know kinda of cute. Looks like he could be cuddley.

A brandon ussually takes a girl he likes on a first date. Maybe to dinner and a movie or something along those lines.

by def. taller than you June 6, 2011

20πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


Brandon

A person who has a cool set of balls and a huge dick, he also likes metal and has long hair he fucks like a beast but is very kind and caring!

Brandon is a sexual beast who is kind and nice!

by hugecockville January 30, 2008

7748πŸ‘ 6702πŸ‘Ž


Brandon

An erection. Brought on suddenly and without much provocation. The sudden nature of it's manifestation can be summed up in one word BAM!

Derived from Brandon "BAM" Margera.

Fred: Dude, I just got major Brandon.
Ted: Brandon shows up at the most inconvenient times.

by Undividualist November 13, 2007

5375πŸ‘ 4719πŸ‘Ž