An extremely dapper looking fellow.
"Bro did you really come to school looking like that?" "You look like such a Brandon."
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The act of having a existential crisis or becoming extremely anxious at the slightest bit of bad news. When Brandoning a person goes from calm to complete madness in mere seconds. They remain in this state for at least the next hour or so.
Guy #1 βHey guys, I got a 55 percent on the test Iβm failing!β
Guy#2 βCalm down dude, your Brandoning real hard right now.β
Guy#1 βMy boss didnβt smile at me yesterday, I think Iβm getting fired soon!β
Guy#2 βSeriously dude, your Brandoning.β
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Taking intoxication to new animalistic levels. A step further than 'Wheritted', but not quite as far as 'Brothers Brandoned'
"Dude, you were Brandoned after that Absolute Chambulls in Voddy Revs last night."
"I did 5 boxes of Country Manor - I was totally Brandoned"
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Perfect,sweet,amazing guy,adorable,handsome, sexy
The guy whom Mckenna Loves more then anything.
Talented, Very Lovable, The Man whom McKenna will be with forever.
Brandon is so amazing, i love him. i hope this pefect man stays with me forever.?
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A Brandon is short. Shorter than others in size. Listens well and apparently knows how to treat a woman. Funny and is well you know kinda of cute. Looks like he could be cuddley.
A brandon ussually takes a girl he likes on a first date. Maybe to dinner and a movie or something along those lines.
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A person who has a cool set of balls and a huge dick, he also likes metal and has long hair he fucks like a beast but is very kind and caring!
Brandon is a sexual beast who is kind and nice!
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An erection. Brought on suddenly and without much provocation. The sudden nature of it's manifestation can be summed up in one word BAM!
Derived from Brandon "BAM" Margera.
Fred: Dude, I just got major Brandon.
Ted: Brandon shows up at the most inconvenient times.
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