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He who makes Chuck Norris look like Richard Simmons
Holy shit, it's Bruce Willis! Several of my organs collapsed and I've been diagnosed with several terminal diseases. I wish that I had seen Chuck Norris instead.
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He Is Martial Arts Personified-----Period. A Word Of Advice --Don't Offend Him - His Family - Or The Shaolin Temple---- Ever.
He has inspired me and many others both on and off camera---- and even though you don't know him personally it's as if you known him your entire life because of his demeanor and aura.
I hope some day I will be able to Spar and absorb the the philosophies of the only person I would ever call Master.
A True Master And One Individual You Seriously Don't Want To Piss Off Both In Life And From Beyond The Grave.
Bruce Lee Is A True Hero, Master, Philosopher and Most Of All Martial Artist------Period.
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While your partner is holding your penis you punch them in the face giving them an adrenaline rush causing them to squeeze your willy with super human strength resulting in extreme genital mutilation
if you're looking for new ways to spice up your sex life I don't recommend The Bruce Jenner
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THE ONE MAN TO STRIKE DOWN THE ALMIGHTY CHUCK NORRIS!! he did. it happened in return of the dragon.
Bruce Lee overpowers a Chuck Norris joke no matter what
Bruce Lee killed chuck norris in return/way of the dragon
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the most ass kicking martial artists and can fuck you up with his nunchucks WATAH! The most badass martial artist,
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The term Bruce Forsything refers to a sexual act in which a person fully inserts their head into a woman's vagina and puts their fist into the woman's anus so that they are in the well known Bruce Forsyth position. This is Bruce Forsything.
Person 1: My girlfriend and I are trying to spice things up in the bedroom, we have tried the Karma Sutra and various positions and places to do it and nothing is working!?
Person 2: Bro, try out Bruce Forsything, it's some proper kinky shit dude, your bitch will fucking love it!
Person 1: Thanks man, Ima go try it out now!
A common trope where there are two brothers that work together.
And people be like, "Oh, that is so Dan & Bruce"
I think I saw Dan & Bruce talking to a lady named Grace