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One who obtains bruises from tinder fucks. A term used to describe the evidence of a tinder slut.
She'd have tinder bruises for sure, slut.
When your jeans are too tight whether it be due to the dryer, weight gain or a buffet and you get a bruise from the button plowing into your stomach.
I did not gain weight but the damn dryer made me get a button bruise
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A cream used to heal bruising directly after an injury to the epidermis of your skin or a lie that your family will make fun of you for, for years.
This nurse put some bruise cream on my hand and massaged it real well after I smashed it in the pharmacy.
"You're a fuckin liar kaide!"
The resultant indentation lines caused by extensive time sitting on the toilet.
Dang bro, you were sitting the toilet for so long you got some a mad dookie bruise!
A phallus (penis) after sexual intercourse. (Typically used after a male loses his virginity).
Dave: Robbo, heard you had a big night last night, how's the bruised arm?
Robbo: Not too bad mate, she dusted me off with a loaf of bread after so he's held up alright.
Jack: Fuck, my bruised arm's causing a bit of grief this morning. Might toss one off to settle things down.
Someone who is sad, hurt or 'down bad' in any sense. I.e heartbroken. bruised heart etc.
"Did you hear about Tyler Getting dumped by Haley?"
"Yeah he's a big bruise boy right now"