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"doing a bryant gumbel"
a black guy fucking a girl from behind while talking like a white man
last night Phillip fucked this white chick like bryant gumbel
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A girl scout camp full of queers that pretend they are at school and know how to drink.
Man did you meet that guy Steve, he goes to "bryant" and thinks drinking red wine is cool.
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Kobe Bryant a very gifted athlete, unquestionably. he is also one the most narssistic athletes there is. many compare him to the great Michael Jordan but that is very much untrue. people consider him the best player in the league, but I doubt even that is true. he is a ball hog for sure and not very well liked among the league. he is known for being very opinionated. very many people believe he is the driving force behind the hatered towards the Lakers.
Kobe Bryant is a total jerk
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Bryant University is small business school in Rhode Island. Students here try to tell themselves that they chose Bryant because of the friendly atmosphere and competitve athletics, but really they know that they ended up there because they couldn't get into Bentley College, the real business school which is located an hour north. Bryant students try to support their teams against their "rival" Bentley college, yet, when they are leaving the game, once again defeated, they think to themselves, "I wish I wasn't such a fucking retard and got into that school."
"Hey Joe! where are you ending up next fall?"
"I'll be studying business at Bryant University!"
"Ohh...you must be retarded. Speaking with retards is against my religion. Try to not be such a retard this year and maybe Bentley will feel bad and let you transfer in!!"
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The man you all loved to hate, and hated to love. The greatest Basketball player to ever play the game, next to Michael Jordan. A killer, cold-blooded, assassin, with no regard for his opponent's life. Arguably one of the most hated and loved players the NBA has ever seen. Will take on your entire team single-handedly if he wanted to. Basketball warrior. Played against prime MJ, Scottie Pippen, Shaq, Lebron, Wade, Melo, KD, CP3, Allen Iverson, Celtics (Garnett, Pierce, Allen, Rondo), and many others. The man who made kids all around the world practice a fadeaway in their driveways for hours on end. The man whose name you yell when throwing something in a garbage can. Legends NEVER die.
Person 1: Man, I got to practice 2 hours early today.
Person 2: Kobe Bryant would've showed up a day early, do better.
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The cutest, smartest , and most amazing person you'll ever meet. Hold on to a Maddie you might have because there's only one of them out there.
Maddiline Bryant is so amazing!
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A respectable business school located in Rhode Island with intelligent students and good teachers. However, if the students there would have gotten into Bentley they would be surrounded by crazy-intelligent students and phenomenal teachers. Most Bryant students say they hate Bentley, but they only say this because they did not get in. They also recently moved up to D1 sports because they were getting tired of Bentley beating them all the time; they figured it was time to get whooped by some new teams.
Bryant Student: "Hey guess what... I'm going to Bryant University."
Sensible person: "Ummm ok. don't you know that Bentley is wayyyy wayyy better?? You should have tried to get in there...."
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