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Driving so close to the car in front of you that if the front of ur car had a penis it would go to town on the bumper of the car in front of you
Hanna: my back bumper is all fucked up because some asshole on 95 was bumper fucking me
Hannah: why are we friends
A person gives a hickey on the other persons ass
ya this guy gave me a "bumper sticker" at James last night
When u pull out of her arse and u got shit particles on ur dick
Pulled out her backdoor m8 and she'd only given me a shitty bumper
Noun, Verb. The act of intentionally, for erotic sexual or sexual entertainment purposes 'bump' or slap another person, usually female with varying degrees of intensity or ferocity, usually female, in the head or face from any direction or yaw at the discretion of the provider of the described 'wiggly bumper' with a so called 'semi-chub,' otherwise known as a semi erect penis.
James: God Damn Becky look at that bad bitch over there!
Becky: Ew she looks so dirty!
James: Yup, and she is just askin for the wiggliest of the Wiggly Bumpers of ever and id give it to her!
Becky: Whats a wiggly bumper?
James: Ask your boyfriend
Ben: Hey babe lets get a little frisky.
Becky: Can you show me what a wiggly bumper is?
Ben: oh you could get wiggly bumpered and I know you need it!!
Becky: SHOW ME THE WAY OF THE WIGGLY BUMPEEERRRR!
The unfortunate occasion in which you are left with the sticker of a losing candidate on the bumper of your car post-election, but are too depressed to remove it
Mike: Don't you think it's time to remove the McCain/Palin sticker, buddy? People are honking at you.
Tom: Can't do it, man. I'm feeling serious bumper bummer.
When two girls ride each other’s vaginas and scissor each other
Those lesbians are taco bumpers
When to guys bump there dicks together until one busts
I didn’t know Nathan was gay until I saw him playing bumper cars with me dad
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