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Justin Bieber

The combination of a Keebler Elf, a Barbie doll, and Paul McCartney. A pop singer that was birthed straight out of the ass of Canada, which dropped this little shit in America. He contains an illness which gives him the illusion that he's Michael Jackson by generically copying Michael's whole career. An epic fail, who's loved by some, and hated by all.

Interviewer: Hey, Justin, what are some of your favorite songs off of your albums? I heard you have some amazing songs, and they're classic.

Justin Bieber: Uh..."Billie Jean", "Thriller", "Beat It", and...

Interviewer: Uh, that's music from King of Pop!

Justin Bieber: I am the King of Pop, bitch! (Well, I'm not but I have to make my fans believe that I am, so they can be on my nuts, claiming I'm the next Michael Jackson.)"

by IexposedU April 30, 2011

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justin bieber

Everybody's verbal punching bag. The antithesis of chuck norris.

Justin Bieber takes a lot of crap, stop making fun of her.

by alskdjfhgzmxncbv July 12, 2010

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Justin Bieber

Disgrace to Canada and Music. Will hopefully be forgotten about in 2011. Has no talent. Greedy corporations use him as a boy toy for girls around the age of 8-13 to get rich.

Justin Bieber sucks

by BlackCadillac May 16, 2010

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justin bieber

an over-achieving little prick that has no talent whatsoever.
he's-err she-I DONT KNOW, i will just call it justin bieber.
justin bieber sings his version of rap and pop music, gets slutty girls to follow him, paid usher to talk to him, and some other bullshit.

hey look, its a girl! and a ugly one at the least.

no, its just justin bieber.

by whatsfordinner62 May 16, 2010

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Justin Bieber

Justin Bieber is a talentless loser with no life. He is a plain haired, buck toothed, high pitched, dick fucking faggot who represents the acne on the face of the vast musical culture. He is a 16 year old homosexual that sounds like a 6 year old girl. Honestly, I used to sound like him until I turned 5 years old. He TRIES to black and pretends to skateboard but is really on wires 24:7. Overall, he's a talentless loser, yet some how fan girls think his hair makes him handsome and talented. He will NEVER even be SOMEWHAT decent musician OR actor OR a person.

I used to sound like Justin Bieber until I turned 5 Years Old.

by TheWriterOfDaRealBook July 7, 2010

160๐Ÿ‘ 213๐Ÿ‘Ž


Justin Bieber

A lovely, caring 16 year old singer. He is grounded by his sudden success. Don't hate on him ... but don't worship him. Let him be.

Justin Bieber

by meeeeee123456 April 26, 2010

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justin bieber

a boy, who sings like a girl... somehow all of the girls love him.

girl justin bieber

by someone1245678 March 12, 2011

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