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During anal intercourse, the female proceeds to defecate onto the male's penis. When she finishes, the female then performs oral sex on the male.
Guy 1: "Did you hear what happened to Brian last night?"
Guy 2: "Yes, I heard that nasty chick gave him a bearded ridlon."
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a man/teenager who has a beard that looks like one which jesus had. It gives the person an uncany resemblance to jesus himself.
"see last night when we were talking about Henri, her son was right behind you and i was trying to tell you to stop!"
"omg is that the guy who looks like jesus?!"
"what?"
"he looks like jesus! he has a jesus beard !"
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Quite possibly the best euphemism for vagina ever.
...And then I got a taste of her bearded oyster.
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A style of beard that resembles a monkey's tail wrapped around the face.
It starts from one ear like a chinstrap, and wraps around the chin and mouth, not connecting on the other side.
Hey, nice monkeytail beard. You look like an idiot.
The tuft of hair located on your taint....right next to your butthole(star).
I hate it when I take a shit and my star beard touches the toilet water. Time to trim!
ear beards- excessive hair on the outside of the eards forming miniature beards or 'eards'
Webb needs to trim his ear beards before they get too long
Sexual act where the woman defecates on the man's mouth, smears the faeces around it creating a "beard" (or smears it on an existing beard) then sprinkles 100's and 1000's on it and licks it off.
Last night Helen gave me a crusty beard! Fuckin hell, that was twisted!