Rainforest Cafe

A popular sexual position in which the female is tied to the wall and her pubes are lit on fire. Then once the man cums, he puts out the fire with the cum. After that, the female is untied from the wall and thrown into a dumpster behind Home Depot.

Hey babe, wanna do Rainforest Cafe tonight?

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makeupalley cafe

Just read definition #1. Does it sound like it was posted/written by someone without an axe to grind? The Cafe board on Makeupalley (MUA) is the place where there are no "off topic" posts.

Of course, if some trolls (See: Beautybash) can't cause trouble there, they run back to beautybash and try to justify their existence by posting idiotic things to try to make their small, dark souls feel somehow better.

Everyone who's not out to cause trouble is welcome in the Makeupalley Cafe.

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cafe au lait

Term describing a person who is of hybrid race, usually a cross between a European and an African negro. The term comes from the French "coffee with milk" to describe the color. Unlike most terms used to describe these people, it is not usually meant in a derogatory way.

Dude 1: Beyonce is a fine cafe au lait chick
Dude 2: Come off it man, that negress wears a fucking wig!

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City Cafe Diner

n. A poorly decorated Georgia Tech-area restaurant with insanely bright neon lights on the inside and a staff of absolute bitch waitresses.

What's open near here? Oh fuck, all we've got tonight is the City Cafe Diner.

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cafe 'o' lait

A Mixed person, usually with skin the color of coffee with milk, or Cafe 'o' lait.

" that girls pretty fine, her skin looks like a Cafe 'o' lait."
"yeah, i'd tap that."

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The Cozy Corner Cafe

a pog place, full of even pogger people

Damn, im feeling lonely AND thirsty, ill go to The Cozy Corner Cafe

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cafe brown eye

(Noun) an individual of the human race's anus or butt hole or asshole

I'm itching Steve.
Where Kevin?
At Cafe Brown Eye!

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