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her vagina is eating her pants!
check out that camel toe... buddy sure is hungry
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When one is asleep to such a degree that to quote a camel “the dog is stuck underneath me”.
“Mate I’m shattered, need some proper camel sleep!”
A sexual act involving the male genitalia and silver spray paint
It entails spitting upon the penis three times, stroking it twice, grabbing the can of silver spray paint, shaking it and spraying the penis from the tip down.
Person one: "I gave Tom the Silver camel last night, says it's still a bit shiny"
Person two: "Ha nice"
When you’re inside a girl and she flex’s her pussy muscles to trap you inside of her.
“I heard that Nemo camel clamped Brandon while he was about to nut”
A phrase conjured up after the creation of the LED Bikini.
What about that one?
No, I can totally see her Camel Glow.
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Offensive term used to describe an ugly woman with too much makeup. Camel cakes often wear so many layers of makeup, they often end up looking like a man in drag or indeed, a camel covered in cake.
Camel cakes are unaware that with this maybelline mask, their face closely resembles a foot and proceed to act in a prissy and condescending attitude towards other people, mostly males. Camel cakes are known for using ironic phrases like "you wish you were this hot" and "don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me". Unsuprisingly, most of the men camel cakes sleep with are blind drunk.
"Yeah she's hot, but her sister, right camel cake."
"Did you see that camel cake John took home last night? Man is he going to be embarrassed!"
"This camel cake grinded against my butt on the dancefloor then had the nerve to flash me a dirty look when I turned around!"
1. Wiggling your finger in the armpit of a camel with the express purpose of eliciting a laugh from the animal.
2. Trying to talk a Turkish cab driver into a lower fare.
3. Manual manipulation of a woman's naughty bits.
Bo would not be deterred by spit. He continued to tickle the camel. The laughing animal would surely cause MaryLindaSue to become enamored with him once more.