Jack Campbell

The most wholesome person in the NHL. He is too nice for the world. Goaltender in the NHL. Jack formerly played for the Dallas Stars and the L.A. Kings and is currently a goaltender of the Toronto Maple Leafs. Jack is a great dude. Everyone should be like Jack.

When I grow up I want to be as wholesome as Jack Campbell.

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Campbell goggles

A state of extreme drunkness that causes one to find ugly people extremely attractive

Dude, forget beer goggles, he must have been wearing CAMPBELL goggles when he went home with that oink monkey.

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Campbell Hall

An AMAZING school with a GORGEOUS campus.
It is WAY bigger then Marlborough.
It is also WAY BETTER then Marlborough.

Girl 1: "That school off of Laurel Canyon is gorgeous!"

Girl 2 "Oh! It must be Campbell Hall!!"

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Jason Campbell

Definition 1. To break your collarbone when trying to scramble without sliding .

Definition 2. To throw an interception right to the defender when you are in the red zone when game is on the line .

Definition 1.
Guy #1: Did you see the Browns-Raiders game ? Scott Fujita and Chris Gocong tackle Jason Campbell to the ground and they broke his collarbone !

Guy #2: Oh Shiet !

Definition 2.
Guy #1: Every time i play madden with you, i always throw a Jason Campbell !

Guy #2: Dude i know ! You got a good drive going on and next thing you know you throw the ball right to me !

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Logan Campbell

A little bitch

Dont make me a grindr account or ill do a logan campbell

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campbell green

Any species of beast having similar features and traits to those of a Urukhai. Often found in the northern foot hills of the andes mountains. Do not approach.

Alex: When I was yodeling in Chile, a Campbell Green barged into the performing arts venue and proceeded to rip off my testicles with his bare, monsterous talons. I have nothing left to live for.

Mike: Yikes, that's awful. Those damn, dirty. Campbell's Green.

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Riley Campbell

Hes got stains on his tee shirt and he's the biggest flirt if you mention the rucker you can just forget about it because he won't even talk about it. He has a sack with no nuts.

Yo dude I wish I was as cool as Riley Campbell.

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