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A country that’s north of America. It’s second largest in the world after Russia.
Person 1: What’s the second largest country in the world?
Person 2: It’s Canada.
The only country in the world where police can murder 315 children in the first degree from the same man cause 1095 incidents of cheating. Steal 20297 Pneumatic presses.
And violently abuse you 10208 times with ballistic chemical weapons in cage matches in prejudice hatecrimes.
I kaelen Cody William granger want canada and the prime minister charged with 315 1st degree murder, 20297 counts of theft over, 11028 counts aggravated assault causing bodily harm with a firearm,and aggravated torture causing bodily harm as any severe "mental" or "physical" suffering 9776e+23 counts of aggravated torture with a firearm. And since I've been trying to file a lawsuit for si since grade seven perrin valli has been raping and murdering me himself qfter commiting grand larceny. If I have things unfinished I win and I do.
The colder version of America. Where we have pet polar bears and sleep in igloos.
"wait... Is Canada even real?"
-an American
A country that is large, good-looking, and bloody well cold. The citizens of that country are constantly apologizing, and tobaggoning, and going to Tim Hortens, and playing hockey, and saying "Eh".
Canada is a magical place in North America, where it snows all year round, and lakes are everywhere, obviously frozen. In Canada, on June 3rd, there is National Poutine Day, and on March 4th, there is National Maple Syrup Day. The Canada - United States border is patrolled by Mounties riding on moose. Obviously many Canadians choose to keep pet beavers, they help to tap the maple trees with their teeth. Hockey is number one priority in most Canadian households, most Canadians' valued possessions are hockey sticks.
American immigrant: Y'all hello Kenadiens, I from New Joysey! It's coo how y'all spell "colour" with a U. So, in Canada, does y'all have pet moose?
Canadian:No! Eh! In the US do yous have pet fat people?
American immigrant:WTF
Canadian:Eh, do you like hockey?