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A medical term that describes the act of taking an umbrella and shoving it someone's anus, then opening the umbrella in the anus thus removing all clogged "dumpage" from the anus. Anal Root Canals are usually preformed after someone has been constipated for over a week as a last resort to solve the constipation.
Man 1- Hey I thought you were constipated and couldn't make it to the game.
Man 2- No, my proctologist preformed an anal root canal and cured me.
Shot consisting of 1/3 honey whiskey, 1/3 tequila and 1/3 rumplemintz. Especially delicious and effective when consumed in multiple doses and when one feels the urge to "animal some shots."
Dude 1: Yo, let's animal some shots.
Dude 2: Bartender, we would like to get animal on some shots. What would you recommend?
Barkeep: I recommend you each inhale an Animal in the Panama Canal stat... perhaps even multiple.
Dude 1: Excellent choice, for later we will hit up Club Vogue and possibly even light some stuff on fire.
Skullfucking an AlQaeda member to death. Yes, skullfucking a guy, but not to be gay, just to show them who's boss, goddammit!
Chuck Norris: "America, fuck yeah!!"
Terrorist Bastard: "*gugh!* Halajamagh- *AGH!*"
Osama: "Holy fucking Allah!! It's the Iraqi Root Canal!...Oh shit, that's Chuck Norris!!"
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the dominant half in the foray of anal sex.
You filthy cadbury canal cruiser!
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A homosexual.
Man....Dylan is definately a pirate of the anal canal, he just doesn't know it yet.
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A person/object who is very fake/false/misleading is just like a fake wanna-be-brand-name bag sold for dirt cheap on the famous Canal Street in New York City: appears to be the real thing instead it will break apart on you in the middle of the street when you count on it the most.
Oh please I knew she was a liar, she's as fake as a Fendi on Canal Street!
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That is definitely a knock-off, can't you see it's as fake as a Fendi on Canal Street?
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With that Fendi on Canal Street of a girlfriend he has, I wouldn't be surprised if he took her out of his will!
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Something you bought that isn't directly from the brand/designer; a knock-off.
Friend #1: I love your Uggs. Did you buy them on the UggAustralia website?
Friend #2: Nah, they were a canal street special.
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