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To ejaculate on your beard, let it dry, shake it off your beard then snort it.
Joe just Michael Carey himself but we think he’ll be alright.
Very hardworking ,cares about his and wife, loves vocabulary, very handsome
I would love to marry Jeffrey Carey
When banging a girl bent over the bed with great force and you reverse the roll where she then bangs you with great force from behind with stap on accessories
We did the Carey patented reverse hammerfuck lastnight
Some bitch that comes out after Halloween and tries to grace our ears with her overplayed song and Christmas Carols. Like damn. We are trying to get to Thanksgiving first. Calm down on the Christmas decorations and lemme smash on a Turkey leg frfr
Calendar: Oct. 31 11:59 pm. Spooky costumes and aisles of Candy
Calendar: Nov. 1 12:00 am. Mariah Carey Music on the intercom: “All I want for Christmassssssssss”… is a bullet to my skull
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Ding ding ding da ding ding ding da ding ding ding da ding… BA DUM BA DUM BA DUM BA
Mariah Carey- All I want for Christmas is you
That one bitch whos goddamn song we have to listen to for 2 months straight every fucking year.
Oh my god, Mariah Carey is on the radio AGAIN
a trash singer who hibernates all year up until november 1st and goes back to sleep december 26
-november first-
mariah carey: cums everywhere to cum
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