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the male gardener outside your window
When are the Carlos' coming? My plants need some trimming.
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Hey Duran, did you see how Carlos was acting earlier? What a simp.
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A Carlos is someone from Oregon that goes to Puerto Rico because he wants to be part of a college track team. It's half Mexican but looks kind of Chinese. A Carlos is a gentleman, someone sincere, trusting, unselfish, mature, optimistic, serious, realistic, playful, hard-working, generous, friendly, open minded, caring, loyal guy. He is ambitious and motivates others. Carlos may not be the guy from the Magic Mike movie, but damn he's sexy. He has nice abs, muscles, sexy butt and legs. His skin is so soft you'll not want to stop touching it, hugging and cuddle with him. And his lips, oh boy! His lips are better than cushions. People say human isn't perfect, but Carlos is closer to perfection than anyone else could possibly be. Carlos is more than HOTNESS!! Carlos is AMAZING!! Carlos is not a chaser, is a keeper!!
tags: sexy, loving, sweet, cheezy, strong, funny
I would spend my whole life with him if he were Carlos.
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An awkwardly funny guy, with dashing good looks and knows his way around memes or any internet joke. More book smart than street smart but can beat anyone in trivia game with his useless knowledge.
Damn that meme lord, Carlo, beat Delany in a game of trivia again!
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Carlos is a massive man slag who shags tons of birds, he will make you want to shag him in one sentance. “i’m gonna sniff her panties, look at her tits, i’m gonna fuck her so hard” “Nice tits”
Carlos is so fucking HOT
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He usually is a retard and has a small dick that seems like a third ball most of the time he is very funny but sometimes he can be a pain in the ass and can be annoying but somehow yo end up being his friend.
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