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A thick, untrimmed patch of hair that a female grows out on her pubic area that makes her vagina harder to find.
I swear that this this girl I went down on last night had a majic carpet covering her snatch because I literally needed a flashlight and a comb to find it. It reminded me of the girl we used to call sascrotch
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A derrogatory term which refers to the act of performing oral sex between lesbians.
There's a pair of carpet munchers.
She is a carpet muncher.
This is the act of carpet munching.
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To go down on a female when on the floor.
We had a good date. We had a picnic, a carpet pinic. Wink Wink
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The act of sifting and inspecting through carpet in hopes of finding pieces of meth that you, or someone else dropped.
(Like little seeds you planted in carpet and your picking the crops for harvest). But the seeds are shards, and the crops are still shards plus UFO that look like shards.
After carpet farming for almost three days, i almost have enough shards to smoke!
Being the female equivalent of a soy boy, a carpet fairy is an extremely feminine lesbian. Carpet fairies can usually be seen drinking a venti frappuccino and gossiping about the latest scandal denoted in the most recent Cosmopolitan article.
Tyler: "Did you see Carla? That outfit she's wearing makes her stand out more than a republican in downtown LA."
Chad: "Yeah, seriously. She's a real carpet fairy."
When a girl is so good in bed it makes you crazy, so all you can think about is getting inside her again.
Man that pussy was tight. Bitches got me tripping on the carpet.
When one excessively has intercourse with a woman with a full metal bush and gets rug burn on their dick.
Him: Damn dude, my side bitch gave me carpet dick! My wiener hurts so damn bad!