Case of the Drops

Condition that occurs when copious amounts of alcohol are ingested, simple motor function, such as grasping a beverage, is a difficult task. Holding on to beers, bottles, glasses, random things picked up for assessment are dropped repeatedly. Usually broken up into Stage 1 through 4, with stage 4 being terminal...resulting in the person hitting the floor because they can no longer stand.

Alison keeps dropping her phone, she must have a Case of the Drops and Abby just fell down the stairs, she must have a Stage 4 Case of the Drops, I've heard that's terminal.

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basket case

someone whos emotions are filled with anxiety and obsession

Any mother would be a basket case if they found out their child was hit by a car.

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cold case

A show on CBS where a criminal investigation re-ignites because of some new lead or perhaps by request (A cold case). The show then goes like this:

1. The crew of investigators find the person that looks most suspicious, and come up to them with arms crossed, circling them in the "we know what you did" kind of way and insinuate that they are murdering bastards, at which point suspicious person dumps suspicion onto another person, presenting a motive or scenario that makes you say "oh, I get it, it's that other dude". Repeat 14 times until they find the real criminal, episode ends.

"So, Shady McStabbinsworth, we hear you were angry after getting beat in that tennis match."

"Not as much as the Team Captain, girl who beat me stole her boyfriend and was an expert in whatever thing was used to murder the victim."

"Oh, we'll go talk to them."

- Cold Case

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in some cases

In certain instances.

In some cases it is justifiable to maintain, nothing ventured, nothing gained.

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cased up

When someone is caught up in a court case against them.

"Man, how'd you get cased up by the Feds?"

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Space Case

Term for someone who makes a liviing as an asternaut exploring the remote world inside their head. Poor communication equipment means transmissions from Earth sometimes arn't recieved.

Houston, we have encountered a strange alien life form calling itself a brain, could be dangerous. We shall prepare to exterminate it. This is space case, over and out.

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cold case

(n.) A crime investigation that has been put on hold until new information comes forth.

I decided to stop killing women and all the crimes became cold cases because I can hold in information and no-one blabs ahahahahahahahahha I am a serial killer and uncaptured.

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