Consuming psychedelic mushrooms and beer, two very old forms of drugs found throughout human history
Jeff: Hey Cory, you ready to get fucked up BCE style?
Cory: fuck yeah dude, let’s do some good ol fashioned caveman flipping!
The caveman is when a girl is dancing in a club and you're just gonna come up from behind and rub your pelvis against her ass, hope that something good is happening.
This approach rarely works on girls in a club.
Me: Dude, you saw the guy doing the caveman to that girl?
Homie: Ye, she was not amused and left the dancefloor. Cringe asf!
A Discord user who thinks they are the funniest user in the server Even though all they do is send the same 5 tenor gifs. They purely Talk with Gifs and have devolved into a caveman who has internet access
This Fucking Discord caveman keeps sending me these unfunny ass tenor gifs. Go type for once in you're life for christs sake
When your dressed like Fred Flinstone and you give yourself a reach around while squatting
The best thing about wearing a kilt is dropping my shit and giving myself a reverse caveman while I'm down there.
to caveman is to do something in the quickest manner possible no matter the consequences. it's often used within the realm of alternative space race history.
for example, taping a guy on a rocket and using his suit as a nosecone without bothering to add a parachute because you're just doing it to get records is cavemanning.
"with our current knowledge, we now know we could've cavemanned our way onto mars' surface before the invention of the internet."
"what's 'cavemanning'?"
"to caveman is simply to do it the best way possible"
A very small penis that only prevents itself when erected.
Using inferior technology or being stuck in the past.
Buddy #1: "Did you see Jeffery? He's using a flip phone!"
Buddy #2: "That guy's stuck on caveman time."