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Someone who is brutishly strong, but is civilized enough to file their nails.
Zara: Are you filing your nails?
Lloyd: Fo sho' nigga
Zara: You're the true metropolitan caveman
A man who is not neat and tidy. He doesn’t care if the home is neat or if it looks presentable.
The house is a mess but my husband is the caveman type so he doesn’t care.
A long Hairy clit that was once a man but now a women
I was surprised to find It had a caveman club between her legs instead of just a vagina
When your dude is a weak bitch and pisses you off you manhandle him bitch slap him and drag tom out of the house by his hair kicking and screaming.
My dude pissed me off so I" cavemanned"his punk ass.
Caveman Theory is what I like to call the dumbest ass things you could think of. Sometimes it feels good to think so stupid that it goes against all the laws of science.
What Phil's thinking:
Phil-Damn. What if everyone in the world is some robot and they're testing me to see whether I'll do my job.
Carol-Sup boy!
Phil-I didn't do shit!
Carol-Okay? Have you been having Caveman Theory?
Phil-Yeah.
When you're so tired that your forehead feels as heavy as a caveman's forehead looks.
David: Yo, bro i got up so early today and I'm definitely feeling omega caveman right now, my forehead is soo heavy.
Buncie: Why did you go back to sleep?
David: My body didn't want to.
A term describing people living in modern times with ancient knowledge but next-gen technologies.
Andre: To become a futuristic caveman, you have know the history of how video gaming came into existence.