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The effect on ones penis after prolonged use of lubricant during masturbation, whereby the penis gets chapped; the way lips get chapped from too much sun.
"Man, I'd like to wrench my warty chap-dick down her throat."
"It appears my member has acquired a state of chapness, chap-dick if you will."
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Extremely or uncomfortably cold. (Used predominantly by South Londoners)
Person 1: "What's the temp like?"
Person 2: "It's Bare Chaps out there bruv!"
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The extreme drying of the scrotum to the point in which the skin starts to peel or flake off. Usually occuring in Somolian teenagers due to their ritual of manhood in which they must dry their scrotum in sand for 7 days and 7 nights.
Mohammed's chapped sack was so intense that it required constant lubrication from his Ball Balm.(Chapstick for the Balls)
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A toilet seat that unexpectedly falls down while the (usually) male is urinating. Delivery a blow to the bishop's mitre.
"bloody hell my cock has just caught a blow from the chap catcher"
When a propeller plane passes overhead, just like the kamikaze pilots in world war 2.
“Japs Chaps, at 3 o’clock”
Raw or chapped skin in the inner but crack from riding a bicycle for too long.
I rode my bike for so long my ass got chapped poomper and now it stings.
When you someone around you is being childish, difficult, or causing a lot of hostility as that of a child. Or one who behaves like a child.
Girl 1: Girl can you believe that he broke up with me, then afterwards he called me cussing me out cause I didn't give his Harry Potter book back?
Girl 2: Honey that's nothing but chap mess.