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When the IFunny chef features
something so fucking dumb.
This meme is a lot of things but, this ain’t it chef
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Pizza Chef is a small pizza joint in the small village of New London, New Hampshire. It is home to the now famous "chicken BLT", which, as it sounds, consists of chicken nestled into a a BLT sandwhich. This heavenly restaraunt can hold approx. 50 people, but I have not to this day seen it that packed. The staff in this fine parlor are curdious and always think of the customer first.
I would absaloulty recomend Pizza Chef to any one who happens to be traveling through New London, New Hampshire.
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When some whiny bitch sends their food back and the Chef wrings his sweaty ballsack over the returned food and promptly returns it.
A had to cook a steak again so i decided to pay them back with some chef butter
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While having sexual intercourse with a woman, the man grips her hair in handlebars fashion. When the penetrating partner feels close to orgasm, he rips the pigtails off of his lover, ejaculates on the back of her head, and proceeds to beat the poor girl to death, using the pigtails as blunt objects and pounding them on her skull.
Girl: "Oh, have you seen that show, Iron Chef?"
Guy: "I actually do some Iron Chef stuff myself."
Girl: "You cook!?"
Guy: "Sure. Let's go back to my place and I'll show you."
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the result of working long hours in a hot kitchen, when the sweat from your back slowly dribbles down and inbetween your buttcheeks and starts to mix with the residue of uncleaned feaces still left there, then gets constantly mixed by the "chef" moving around and if left for days will develop and mature into an unidentifiable black substance. congratulations, you have achieved chef's crack. smells extremely bad. and a very fermented sample may have traces of crude oil and motor lubricants smells, together with an overpowering smell of shit and old jogging socks.
antonio at Fat Angelo's had a very bad case of chef's crack, no one wanted to be near him.
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A Humorous character that rarely appears in the comic ctrl+alt+del found at ctrlaltdel-online.com
Dude, did you see Chef Brian shove a carrot in that one guy's eye to show why the lines on the road are yellow?
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Basically what lazy teachers write when they don’t feel like coming up with questions for a test.
“Ms. Sweetzer, what’s number 19?”
“It’s chef’s choice”
“ Yea but what is chef’s choice?”
“ Chef’s choice is CHEF’S CHOICE! This class is such a pain in the ass!”
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