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Since ancient times the chest hair has acted much like a chest antenna, allowing men to communicate with the cosmic force known as the man force. The more chest hairs a man has, the more at one he is with the man force. With every chest hair a man has increased chickdar (radar for lesbians, chick fights, and all threesome alumni), increased appreciation for bacon, better beard growing capability, and an exponentially increased love for espn. Chest hair was invented by Chuck Norris in the year 3046 BC.
gordon: hey bro, i am growing a new chest hair
percivel: i am happy for you man, that makes 42 right?
gordon: 42 and counting. by the way, i am sorry to hear about your last chest hair
percivel: ahhh, dont beat yourself up about it, im sure you didnt mean to shoot that firework at my chest
gordon: bad luck all around... or could be because your parents named you percivel
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A pair or more of soft, tender, fluffy extrusions located to the top left and right of the female form. Likely to induce cooing, and the desire to stroke. Often stored in a cage to prevent mischief.
Look at those beauties, bouncing up and down without a care in the word, those chest bunnies know how to live.
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The huge amount of hair on a men's chest.
E:Oh,my god there's hair coming out of Bart's shirt.
M: OH...yeah that's his chest carpet didn't you know?
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When a female has boobs, not because there full and developed, but because she is fat.
Frank- My girlfriend has big boobs!
Mike- No she doesn't! They would be small, she's just Fat Chested!
Frank- ...
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n. the wrinkled skin in the cleavage region of females, most frequently found in overly tanned, older females
"There were so many cougar chests on my flight back from Miami."
"Pass me the sunscreen with moisturizer. I don't want to get cougar chest."
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A sex move even more spectacular than the mythical female ejaculation, having only been rumored to be performed by such notables as Fabio and Mr. T. In this complex scenario, when the female is having the greatest and biggest orgasm of her life, her vagina actually splits open at the crack, revealing a treasure chest full of gold inside. This simultaneously happens while she ceases to exist due to the enormity of orgasmic sensation. In addtion, the treasure chest is rumored to incrase in wealth from generation to generation, assuming of course that the mother, grandmother, etc. has never had the pleasure of the treasure chest.
Oh MAN!!! I just got rich off a dirty ho when I gave her the treasure chest. Now I'm a billionaire!!!
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A slang term used when a male has such a hairy chest, it resmebles that of chebacca's. Most commonly found on middle-aged men, foriegn women, and David Hasselhoff.
Jenny: "Rachel's dad has such a hot chewbacca chest. He's a REAL man. Don't you think?"
Kate: " Dude, He's your step dad."
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