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When someone is giving a blowjob but the guy can't get an erection.
"I couldn't get hard so she was just chewing the monkey."
The area around a woman’s nipple, which is colored differently from the surrounding area, that can be chewed on while one is sucking on her nipple. AKA the areola.
Did you see the size of the chew patch on her, they were bigger than the flapjacks I had for breakfast this morning?
Thinking about something/someone for a long time.
Person 1: Whatcha doing?
Person 2: Just chewing the cud.
Person 1: Ahhh I see bruv.
Eating out a girl who isn't into it.
"Bro, this bitch last night wasn't having it. I was totally chewing bread."
To discuss the days events with other people
My mates and I were thinking of getting together to chew the pizzle
"cubicle chew" is the way to close for comfort chewing sound coming from the cubicle next to you
OMG... I almost just vomitted listening to the guy next to me cubicle chew his turkey sandwich!!
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(loosely) Really, really, really sucks.
This New Jersey slang phrase is the only expression I know of that can decisively trump "sucks"; how, methinks, is self-explanatory.
I thought the first band sucked, but that next one, they really chewed the root.
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