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The art of male masturbation once you mature enough to realize its cheaper to keep her and you resort to a regular schedule of buffing the chimp instead of chasing strange tail .
Lou took a half a day again today, I bet he's home buffing the chimp.
a term for male masturbation
"Not answering the phone...he must be scuffing the chimp"
Verbal and emotional abuse. Tearing someone limb from limb and peeling their face off, like a Lyme-diseased Chimpanzee jacked up on Xanax.
I went all Connecticut Chimp on the barista after she F-ed up my double latte.
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V. to tear the male's genital region with bare hands as occured March 3rd, 2005 (see Saint James Davis). This is the manliest action currently known to exist next to cutting your own arm off. (see Aron Ralston)
After being chimp ripped, the man lost all of his will to live.
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Lord Edric: Say, Sambo, have you hurt your leg?
Samb: No, massa, jus' doin' ma chimp limp
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A safety chimp is a special trained chimp charged with the safety of childrens playgrounds. If a child is about to make a horrible mistake that would compromise the safety of the playground, the chimp jumps to action preventing the child from doing so. the safety chimp is harmless in every sense and when taking actions the chimp is trained to only hit once. A special offer is made for owners of public playgrounds, the chimp will then also be trained in fighting off pedofiles.
Erik almost hurt himself today, but because of the safety chimp he was lucky and got away with only a scratch.
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