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A person who has a relationship with the one true God and is saved by the grace of Jesus Christ and believes in Him.
Christianity IS NOT a RELIGION.
It is a relationship, if you know what i mean, but most probably don't, which is sad.
Catholicism is not Christianity, which many mistake it for or the "same as."
If you take Jesus Christ out of Christianity, than it doesn't make sense. If you take allah out of muslim or buddha out of buddhism or if you take ANY leader out of that particular religion and you do that with ALL the other religions that exist in the world, than all of it's "rules" or "foundations" or whatever still make sense based on it's belief, which would be a false belief anyway.
Christianity is true, all other beliefs or religions aren't, because what do they base their faith on?
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A really hot guy that will do anything for a peice of food.
He is sexy and a sexy hot face
the sexiest guy in the world
Sweet and cool
coolest guy in the school!
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A person who believes in God and that his son Jesus Christ rose from the dead to save mankind. Like in all beliefs, there are some misconceptions about Christianity.
1. We don't believe in fairy tales - Like in my Atheist definition, a fairy tale is a folklore meant to entertain children. Religion is not meant to entertain. It's a belief. Like atheism. Does that make atheism a fairy tale, too?
2. We don't hate atheists and gays - Our religion clearly states that we are called to love thy one another equally. I don't care what other people believe, as long as they don't shove it down my throat. And while our church doesn't support homosexuality, that doesn't mean we hate gays. If fact, we love them nonetheless.
3. Just because we believe in God doesn't mean we think science is bull - There are plenty of scientists who believe in God. I say I'm one of those Christians who believes that there is rationality hiding behind that divine hand. I don't go around claiming that the scientists are wrong.
4. Jesus wasn't a zombie - A zombie is a rotting flesh-eating corpse risen from the dead. If Jesus was a rotting corpse that ate flesh, he would be a zombie. Whoever says so otherwise is trying too hard to make our religion sound idiotic.
5. We don't always take the Bible seriously - I'm a Catholic. Does that mean I believe that evil was created because a snake convinced a woman to eat a magic apple? No, I believe in God and Jesus. Like I said before, I also believe in science.
George: All Christians are morons. They believe that a possessed talking snake convinced a woman to eat a magical apple and that a cosmic zombie rose from the dead to save mankind from evil.
Mark: That is not true. Not all of us believe in that stuff. I consider myself to be a Christian, because I believe in God and Jesus, but I also think science applies to the world as well.
George: You brainwashed zombie-worshipers believing that fairy tales exist. Why don't you go have sex like normal people do? Oh, wait. That's right. You can't. Because your fairy tale book from a thousand years ago says it's wrong. LOL BRAINWASHED SHEEP. I CAN DO WHATEVER THE HELL I WANT CUZ I'M A RATIONAL BELIEVER.
John: Hey, asshole. Stop giving atheism a bad name.
Mark: Exactly!
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An arrogant asshole who likes to look up his name in urban dictionary so he can read the fake-ass definitions that girls who just got asked out by a guy named Christian and they can' t believe it so they write an overbearing paragraph of compliments in urban dictionary. Christians will look at said paragraphs and falsely feel better about themselves even though the definition was not written with them in mind. There is no proof that all Christians fit under the definitions for Christian. The only certainty about "Christians" is that they have tiny STD riddled micropenises and pee is stored in balls.
Fuck Christian. HE fucked like twenty dudes yesterday and I was one of them.
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A believer of the Christian faith and that Jesus is the savior.
Often closed-minded about other religions. Also, usually, has preconceptions about many things. For example, many Christians wrote harsh definitions filled with bias for the word Muslim. Also they are sometimes hypocritical.
They are also filled with many good values. For example their are sins in Christianity that forbid them from wrong-doing. Christians are usually good people.
Christian 1 - "I hate Muslims"
Christian 2 - "Yeah. But I could never kill one that would be wrong."
Christian 1 - "Agreed."
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an absolute fag. Everyone hates him. He has a tiny dick and he's a complete douche.
Man, I can't believe christian got a fuck-buddy! His dick is like -1.5 inches!
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Either a tight ass little snitch or bitch or is Bad Ass rebel Mother Fucker, athletic usually good/great looking most likely ripped(ask him too show you). Likes too fuck and drink, smarter than he leads on and stylish makes friends easily also has a personality that is priceless in most cases but most of all loves too make people laugh often referred too as a funny guy or someone people look up too.
Most common example known to man is Christian Rossi
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