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Chris Christie Yourself

When you're a popular governor, who is on track to be the front runner to challenge the incumbent president, but you screw yourself over with a vindictive use of your power.

This is in reference to the Bridgegate Scandal in 2013, when New Jersey Governor, Chris Christie, shut down the George Washington Bridge in order to punish the mayor of Fort Lee, New Jersey, for not supporting him in the 2013 gubernatorial race.

Wow, taking away Disney World's autonomous status is a quick way to Chris Christie Yourself, Ron DeSantis

by Casual Historian April 26, 2022

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Chris Christie

One of Trump's biggest enablers, an absolute slimeball with the backbone of a popsicle

Vote for me,
Chris Christie,
PO Box 963,
New York City,
New York State,
10108

by Aunt Tifa Lockhart November 22, 2020

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Corpus Christi crop duster

When a female either farts or queefs and the gas smells like the Gulf of Mexico.

Wow Ashley is a Corpus Christi crop duster!

by John Doe357 November 4, 2013

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Christie

Christie is a belter but has one weakness

Trevor’s penis, it is well know that almost all girls with the name Christie love penises whose owners are named Trevor

Christie shmaaarks Trevor’s piel

by Madhir July 18, 2018


christie

a beautiful girl. kinda a hoe but really loyal when she needs to be

timmy: bro i want me a loyal hoe

michael: get you a christie

by demmmmmmy July 11, 2019


Christie

Christie is a quintessential DIME PIECE! She is one of a kind. She can’t be bought nor sold.

Nick: “Where’s that dime piece of a lady?”
Stephen: “Oh, you mean Christie?”
Nick: “That’s her.”
Stephen: “She’s with me.”
Nick: “You wish!”

by BradHendrixson January 24, 2023


Christie

The best person you’ll ever meet, he is a funny strong person and is very loyal to his Gs

There’s Christie

by C.oreilly April 11, 2020