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the clause

jordan's transness

"why is jordan allowed to stay over?"
"jordan doesn't have the facilities to make anything happen."
"ah, the clause."

by whatskillingkenny May 10, 2023


feel the clause

When you feel like santa clause, very happy and cheerfull

Man, I feel the clause right now.

by Happyclause March 11, 2014


[claused]

falling off a bicycle at high speed and losing the vast majority of your teeth in the incident, thus making you the object of ridicule, and possibly desire amongst fellow toothless citizens. Applies specifically to the Dutch.

"Awww man, Bill fell off his bike and lost all his teeth after getting smacked by a car!"

"Shit, he got claused real bad!"

by Snazzzzz August 11, 2008


the boyfriend clause

a sex clause in which girls do not have intercourse with anyone who is not there boyfriend. This clause was created by virgins to protect their feelings from boys who are trying to take their virginity.

boi: hi would you like to have sex?

gurl: sorry I believe in the boyfriend clause

boi: :(

by pussypills May 24, 2014


Slayage Clause

This is defined by a moment in which a person has exuded so much slay in the action, that they must've been legally obligated to do it.

"Theresa definitely enacted the slayage clause when she told Allison that having a baby shower at the school wasn't cost-effective, but just trashy."

by ethanmarielynn November 6, 2022


The Recommendation Clause

If someone recommends a show to you, it is stated under the Recommendation Clause that they must finish it alongside you.

My friend wouldn't stop recommending JoJo's bizarre adventure to me but now he refuses to watch anything past part 3, thus breaking the Recommendation Clause.

by Joood September 25, 2020


the cooper temple clause

the best band to ever grace this earth.
didz hammond , ben gautrey , kieran mahon , tom bellamy , dan fisher . jon harper

i think they are really cool and should reunite.

they never made a bad song , thats so iconic of them

person 1: "hey what are you listening to? that might be the best song i've ever heard in my life"
person 2: "oh i'm listening to the cooper temple clause, they're so great"

by the cooper temple clause fan February 1, 2021