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Space Invaders is the female act of rubbing ones clitoris with the same motion with which she would if playing the arcade game.
I was laying there in sexual bliss whilst playing space invaders (clitoris)
To be grateful of something/someone
Oh Mary, you shouldn't have gone to the trouble, bless your clitoris dear girl
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An extremely small penis that is often confused for a womens clitoris.
When tony presented his penis she confused it for an abnormally large clitoris.
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The act of taking one's fingers and putting them inside the clit then gripping and pulling gently outward towards the knees. For this process to continue, a male must ejaculate into the folds of the fleshy gooch. Once this has been completed, fold the clitoris into itself as if you are folding a cream cheese wonton and then insert it back into the vaginal canal.
Toby: "Oh my goodness! I just aced my math test!"
Laura: "Inverted clitoris cheeks."
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Otherwise known as OCD. A medical disorder prevalent in females and luckier transsexuals, whereby the clitoris oscillates (moves across one-dimension) of its own accord. Two variations of the disorder exist, horizontal and vertical OCD though the vertical OCD is much rarer and generally (i.e. 78.3% of cases) affects russian teenagers (the remaining being split between Israeli-Palestinian mixed race women and Romany gypsies). As yet, no cause has been determined, nor has the trigger of OCD events but sufferers coming within 100m of Julio Iglesias will often experience extreme symptoms. No cure has been found but the Oscillating Clitoris Disorder Foundation exists to seek a remedy to this disturbing ailment, the patron of this charity is Noel Edmonds.
Katie: "I think you just got a text."
Hannah: "No, I just have Oscillating Clitoris Disorder."
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Pissing inside someone’s pink clitoris
“I love when your warm dark foamy yellow urine marinated inside my clit!” Piss in my clitoris
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The act of inserting a stick shift onto a woman and driving down the highway while changing HER gears butt ass naked.
I met this truck driver, he was a Black Clitoris Truck Driver.
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