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Coka-cola

Coca-cola with a K in it.
But seriously though, here's the definition:
A drink that 1. I thought was root beer (lmao) 2. is better than pepsi and 3. was LEGITEMATELY MADE FROM FUCKING COCAINE. NO I'M NOT JOKING THIS WAS ACTUALLY MADE FROM FUCKING COCAINE. I'M NOT FUCKING JOKING THIS WAS FUCKING DICKING SHITTING MADE FROM SHITTING COCAINE

"we made 1980 Coka-cola"
(sound of a door being kicked down) "FBI OPEN UP"
(guy comes crashing down from roof)

by damnboihethic69 January 25, 2021


rn cola

When a nurse at the end of their shift, still in scrubs/uniform walks into a RaceTrack or Quick Tripp and the attendant comps their fountain drink.this is RN cola!

I went up to pay for my drink and they laughed and said their ain’t no charge for that RN cola. (Texas)
I went to pay for my drink and they informed me that there was no charge for RN cola. (everywhere else) RN SODA

by FillR July 16, 2022


Evening Cola

A whiskey and cola after 5pm

After a hard day at work I like having amd evening cola.

by Blitza March 18, 2017


road cola

a cola one would take with them drink on the road after leaving a party. i.e. bud or pbr

kenny powers

"ima take me a road cola to help me on the drive home"

by chris the pirate lip January 31, 2010


Cola syndrome

Not knowing where you are, what you are, who you are, etc

Cop: you killed 76 people!

Culprit: huh?

Cop: tell it to the judge

Culprit: where? Huh?

Cop 2: I think they have cola syndrome

by Toasted Cherry March 31, 2019


Speed Cola

Press those lips against the only one that truly moves you,

Speed cola speeds up your life!

by KrypticIDK June 28, 2023


crap-a-cola

A fictional brand of soft-drink marketed and branded as the "in-drink" for people who are extremely lame. 1. If used in association with a person's name, it means that person is lame or a douchbag. 2. If used to refer to a beverage being consume at the time of use, it means the drink is of poor quality or suck.

1. Hey Zach, why don't you put down your crap-a-cola, finish your sandwich, and get the hell out of my house!

2. I'd like to buy the world a crap-a-cola.

by poopstain devon May 10, 2008