Carbonated titty milk used commonly at birthday parties or other special events
Fuck that titty cola at Brett's 5th birthday party was good!
Coca-cola with a K in it.
But seriously though, here's the definition:
A drink that 1. I thought was root beer (lmao) 2. is better than pepsi and 3. was LEGITEMATELY MADE FROM FUCKING COCAINE. NO I'M NOT JOKING THIS WAS ACTUALLY MADE FROM FUCKING COCAINE. I'M NOT FUCKING JOKING THIS WAS FUCKING DICKING SHITTING MADE FROM SHITTING COCAINE
"we made 1980 Coka-cola"
(sound of a door being kicked down) "FBI OPEN UP"
(guy comes crashing down from roof)
a cola one would take with them drink on the road after leaving a party. i.e. bud or pbr
kenny powers
"ima take me a road cola to help me on the drive home"
Not knowing where you are, what you are, who you are, etc
Cop: you killed 76 people!
Culprit: huh?
Cop: tell it to the judge
Culprit: where? Huh?
Cop 2: I think they have cola syndrome
A fictional brand of soft-drink marketed and branded as the "in-drink" for people who are extremely lame. 1. If used in association with a person's name, it means that person is lame or a douchbag. 2. If used to refer to a beverage being consume at the time of use, it means the drink is of poor quality or suck.
1. Hey Zach, why don't you put down your crap-a-cola, finish your sandwich, and get the hell out of my house!
2. I'd like to buy the world a crap-a-cola.
Press those lips against the only one that truly moves you,
Speed cola speeds up your life!