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colton matthews is a fucking asshole douchebag who is really selfish and will lie to your face just to make things easier for him. He sucks at being a boyfriend, and i hope he never has a girlfriend again. worst decision of my life.
oh and he sucks at kissing. and grinding.
-" remember that guy that was a horrible kisser at that party?"
" ohh yea Colton Matthews"
-"remember that guy Colton Matthews?"
"oh yeah he is such a douche."
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The most amazing couple in the world. You will never meet a couple quite like this. They argue like a married couple. They are rlly mean to each other. Yet they show each other more love than anyone has ever seen. They can read each other very easily and make being in a relationship look easy.
OMG is that Colton and Kaylie!! Oh no thats just Bella and Edward. lol
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the most amazing person in the world that makes your heart super happy. he would give anything up just to make his boyfriend or girlfriend happy. he makes the cutest jokes and his smile will make your heart melt. he is a total softy.. you didn't hear that from me:). he will make you feel like the most special person in the world. he will love you for you.
boy: "did you see colton besson with his girlfriend/boyfriend?"
girl: "fuck yeah i did, they are the cutest couple and he treats her/him like royalty."
that guy is so retarded hes probably names colton eisner
The most dynamic couple that could ever be conceived. Need to date if not already.
OMG they are Soo Colton and Melanie
Colton Swartz is a nice guy who is doodoo at video games and does not know how to not dress like a highlighter. Colton Swartz also LOVES to tickle pickles and smell like a locker room because he is always playing some type of sport but its usual ballet that he plays
Person:EW! whats that smell? *looks at Colton Swartz*
The opposite of an atomic bomb (Made with vinegar).
Right now i'm cooking up a coltonic bomb.