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the act of a fraternity guy, roofie-ing a girl and then driving her hundreds of miles away and then dumping her in the woods in hopes that she can find her way home.
Brad: What happened to my girlfriend, (insert slut name here)?
Zach: We gave her the ole Christopher Columbus. You won't have to worry about her for a while.
Brad: Sobs in the corner while masterbating into a sock.
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When the heavyset chick you brought home passes out before you are able to fuck her so you instead beat off and jizz all over her ample midsection.
The "Columbus" part of the phrase derives from the fact that chicks from Ohio are usually over 200lbs.
Q: Did you end up banging that fat chick last night?
A: No. Bitch passed out so I outfitted her with a columbus cumberbun instead and then stole cab change out of her wallet.
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The Seek and Find method of typing with two or three fingers on the keyboard
I'm not a touch typist. I use the Columbus Method.
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1. a guy that is so poor that he has to go to a fake prep school.
2. dates the chongas from St. Brendan or dates another poor public school girl.
3. a columbus guy is the most dumbest person in miami or maybe the whole world
4. a guy a lourdes girl will never go with.. we go out with rich belen im sorry
That Columbus guy is so dumb and poor that there is no point glancing at him.
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The urinal game of finding the target on the urinal,(usually near the top) where you belive the porcelin is entirely untouched, and thus marking it as your own territory.
Bro I totally just Christopher Columbused that urinal, the upper left corner is all mine.
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Whilst a woman is resting on her back with head upon pillow, she provides the gentleman in question with much-awaited fellatio. He then withdraws from her oral cavity, proceeds in his wind-up, and clamps her mouth shut. The gentleman then ejects his seminal fluid upon her facial aperture. After commensuration of bodily fluid levels is complete, a swift jab to the olfactory organ is necessary to produce the vibrant seams of the aforementioned curveball.
A baseball fan, Tom enjoyed the baseball game so much he decided to bring the game into his bedroom, and delivered a Columbus Curveball upon the face of the slightly overweight transvestite named Sally lying beneath him.
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An attempt at ejaculating on a woman's breast that mistakenly ends up on her face
"Dude, I just had a Christopher Columbus with her, and now she won't pick up the phone ... "
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