a form of desperate seduction when under the influence of alcohol. not to be confused with an angry willis, the drunk conner is done with the use of a cell phone. the person utilizing the drunk conner first steals the cell phone of his target and purposely calls his own phone to secretively get the girl's number. then, at the end of the night, the seducer texts the target,"you're hot," as a last ditch effort to get some but ultimately fails.
Guy: Hey can I have your number?
Girl: No
(Guy discretely takes girl's phone and dials his own phone to get her number)
At the end of the night...
(Girl receives text message)
Girl: I got a text message!
Girl#2: What does it say!?
Girl: YOU'RE HOT
Girl#2: Oh no, looks like he just a pulled a drunk conner on you
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Conner Bobay is literally dad but a tool at the same time.
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He's a swagfag. He's a surfer. He looks like he's stoned and he doesn't believe it's even noon yet. He likes to surf with guys and play water polo.
Justin: who is that stoned looking swagfag I see? He's wearing Beats.
Dylan: oh shoot, it's that Conner Wells.
Justin: aw man, let's get out of here I don't know how to surf!
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Conner Price is a gay motherfucker that sucks at math and canβt seem to stop playing PlayStation in his moms basement
Damn bro youβre a real Conner Price
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A sexy ass mother fucker who has a big dick and is a gangsta
That guy is a Conner Jones
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The sweetest, most wonderful guy in the entire world <3
"You're beautiful" said Jared Conner
"I love you" I said
"I love you too" he replied
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one nice a person becomes a total asshole to everyone, loves barbie dolls, and when drunk, fights everything (ex. west) while pulling out nuts.
West right is suffering from conner syndrome, notice the blood loss.
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