Yooper Cooler

A Yooper Cooler is an ingenious device first devised by the native peoples of Michigan's Upper Peninsula. The 'First People' of The Big North Woods first used it as a way of preserving food during the long winter months, now they are constructed as a economical way for Yoopers to keep their PBR cold.

The Yooper Cooler is constructed with a large pile of snow packed down and frozen by the UP's freezing temps. Shelves are constructed inside for accomidation of beer, bier, lager, ales, IPAs, Dopplebocks, and Pilsners. Many variations can be found throught Big Snow Country, and generally vary based on region, culture, and BAC at time of construction.

Not to be confused with the inferior Canadian Refrigerator. Which is a similar yet completely flawed version, just like the country it shares its name with.

Toivo-"Whats that big pile of snow outside?"
Aino- " Oh thats the Yooper Cooler, eh."
Toivo-"So youse guys biult one already dis winter,hey"
Aino- "Oh yea. Dountcha knowse its gonna be a big snow year"

Ray- " Whats that? Your Canadian Refrigerator outside"
John-" No way Hose Head!" "thats a Yooper Cooler, Hooser!"

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boston beer cooler

A blowjob while the female has ice in her mouth

The girl I met at the bar last night gave me a Boston beer cooler

Alabama Wine Cooler

When a man pees inside a woman's pussy. This sex act is said to have originated in Cloverdale, Alabama. It is the ugly step-cousin to a golden shower.

Karen said Bryan pulled out his giant penis on their first date, proceeded to pee in her pussy, then hollered "Ooh wee!! Damn straight if I didn't just pour myself an Alabama wine cooler!!".

Bigger, cooler, grizzled

Adj The perfect way to describe how much you missed your red, emo, space boyfriend that's been gone for far too long.

"Are you sure you're not his bigger, cooler, grizzled brother?"

cooler than smack

Underground hip hop/rap legends. Cooler Than Smack was founded in the early 1990's by Shemrock and Driftski in Brockton, MA.

Did you see Cooler Than Smack with Floorgasm last night?

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killua is cooler then gon

a very true statement

i think killua is cooler then gon

water cooler smile

A forced smile. The water cooler is stereotypically the place in the office where people gather to make small talk. Given the fact that most people hate their coworkers or just don’t want to be around them, you're left with the water cooler smile.

Oh my god Tracy, look at how bad my grad photos turned out!

"Oh man, that water cooler smile tho!"