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Zooted ‘n Cooted

To be extremely high or under the influence of alcohol,opeits, or memes and then to be caught by the infamous “coots” who will then arrest you on the spot and then lock you

“Man I was smoking that good shit and got Zooted ‘n Cooted and now I lost my scholarship

by CuntyMama December 1, 2017


coot slap

1. - When a woman has excessively large labia majora, she may pull on both lips spread like a butterfly, while riding a mans face, then proceed to slap him in the face with said lips.

2. - When a woman holds a mans head between her feet, repeatedly smacking his head into her vagina.

"Man I was eating her out last night, then she grabbed my head with her feet and started to coot slap me."

by BuccaneerGeek November 12, 2021


le toot de coot

When you fart and the air comes a bit front and tickle / vibrate your vagina.

Me: **Smirking inanely**

Him: “What are you smirking for?”
Me: “It’s Le Toot De Coot, don’t mind me”

Him: **Smirking**

by Hounty Bunter May 6, 2023


coot smoot

When you go down on a female and you take your finger and and dip it in the sauce and smell/lick before getting into the coot.

Man last night I coot smooted that bitch and she was rachet.

by Ci bby September 11, 2018


Coot smoot

Before you go down on a female you take your finger and dip it in her sauce and try it or sniff it before you eat it.

Man I coot smooted that bitch last night and she was rachet.

by Ci bby September 11, 2018


coots in suits

Corporate executives who do nothing but sit on their greedy, selfish asses, and whine and bitch about others using their copyrighted material. Like for example, video clips on YouTube. Viacom is the greediest of the "coots in suits"

YouTube is a magnet for "coots in suits". They have nothing to do but just yank others' accounts over some chickenshit video clip, like a music video, or some retro TV aircheck.

by Mr. Grumpy January 25, 2008


blowin coot

Otherwise known as “ queefing

That chick is blowin coot over there.

by Lyinglemur April 18, 2024